Happy 9/11!!!

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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Post by Garrdor » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:27 am

lol @ Hairpull. Good one!
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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Post by Lurker » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:34 am

Garrdor, In an entire year of reflection you didn't realize that this thead was dumb and offensive?

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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Post by Garrdor » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:24 am

I'm just happy the Hadron Collider didn't destroy the U S FUCKING A before I could throw my annual 9/11 party.

It's going to be @ the Jackson county community center here in Medford. Come check it out! There'll be free drinks, dart throwing contest (plane shaped darts w/tower targets), and bikini crude-oil wrestling. Oh, don't forget we're auctioning off charms such as the gold plated 9/11 commemorative box cutter knife. We're also selling blasting caps that didn't go off which were found at the very site itself!

Fun for the whole family!

Make sure to bring a date!

Our WTC bounce house is a great way to reinact those hand-holding plummets from a thousand feet up!
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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Post by Harlowe » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:51 am

You're trying too hard.

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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Post by Garrdor » Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:32 am

Harlowe wrote:You're trying too hard.
So I guess you won't be coming to the party?


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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Post by Freecare Spiritwise » Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:11 pm

If there's any justice in the world, you'll get run over by a candy-apple-red Dodge Ram 3500 pickup truck with a Harley sticker on the back. I'm just saying...

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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Post by Garrdor » Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:25 pm

Freecare Spiritwise wrote:If there's any justice in the world, you'll get run over by a candy-apple-red Dodge Ram 3500 pickup truck with a Harley sticker on the back. I'm just saying...
LOLUBAD

No, I'll jump out of the way and it'll end up losing control - and slam right into the WTC memorial.
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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Post by Freecare Spiritwise » Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:35 pm

...because there's no justice. But hey, the day's still young.

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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Post by Harlowe » Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:47 pm

I don't think making fun of this tragedy is ever going to tickle my funny bone. Though making fun of Rudy Guiliani's inability to complete a sentence without mentioning 9/11 is fucking hilarious.

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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Post by Garrdor » Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:24 pm

/agree Harlowe

I especially enjoy his comedy routine based around making fun of Obama's 'community organizer' contributions.
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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Post by Xtizu » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:14 am

after watching the history channel special, especialy the reactions of people, i am surprised we didnt nuke the whole middle east at the time.
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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Post by Garrdor » Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:35 am

Happy 9/11!!!

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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Post by Lurker » Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:52 am

Still not even remotely funny. Try harder to be offensive, Garrdor! It's totally the cool thing to do.

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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Post by Garrdor » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:03 am

I'm not trying to be offensive. I'm expressing myself, because It's the only line of defense I have. I'm such a lonely dark tortured soul, and I use comedy to cope with it all.

My brother died that day on 9/11... he was flying the plane :(

So, back to the subject at hand:

Whos all coming to my 9/11 party tonight?
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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Post by Garrdor » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:40 am

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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Post by Taxious » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:30 am

WRU FREEDOM TOWER??
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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Post by Garrdor » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:35 am

ITS ALREADY BUILT DUMMY

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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Post by Fallakin Kuvari » Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:11 pm

Taxious wrote:WRU FREEDOM TOWER??
Renamed the "One World Tower" and still not enough interest to actually build it, imo.
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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Post by Taxious » Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:30 pm

Fallakin Kuvari wrote:
Taxious wrote:WRU FREEDOM TOWER??
Renamed the "One World Tower" and still not enough interest to actually build it, imo.
Ah, I'm glad they renamed it! The "Freedom Tower" sounded so campy IMO.
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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Post by Garrdor » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:17 am

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