Memorable Quotes File

The best of the best, and the best of the worst. Little slices of Brell history.

Postby Ddrak » Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:04 pm

Garrdor, you've broken the First Rule of the Intarnets! You aren't supposed to be humble and act like you understand ordinary people: You should be mocking them because they don't get resist jokes!

-- Partha, 11/4/06
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Postby Ddrak » Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:47 am

I have travelled the entire world and have drank all the beers in the world.

-- superwalrus, 4/4/07
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Postby Ddrak » Wed May 30, 2007 8:55 am

Just get back into a MMORPG. Most would agree you're too stupid to pass the bar, so why even waste your time studying? Besides, don't you want to do something productive with your life? Live up to your true potential? You could be so much more than a shitbag lawyer. There are plenty of things that would be more fullfilling than trading what's left of your soul for a law license.

I mean c'mon. You're certainly not doing this for love of law. You're doing it for the potential cash later on down the line, right? After you've put in the best years of your life slogging away as a junior member in a large law firm, being some partner's bitch. And when you wake up one day only to realize that all you've accomplished in 20 years of indentured servitude at a law firm is helping make other people rich while learning how to manage a complex Starbucks order for the partners, you'll do what most "lawyers" do at that moment of clarity.

You'll become an alcoholic (if you weren't one alrready).

Wouldn't it be better to do something to which you're better suited? I don't know what that is, but maybe Wal-Mart greeter.. or whatever it is they call the professionals that paint the lines in a parking lot... or maybe.. just maybe.. if you try real hard and set your sights high... you might be able to score a job at some vending machine company that services NASA (that way you can impress all your freinds at the cyber-cafe when you tell them you work at NASA).

Whatever it is you choose to do, just enjoy life. Soon, you'll find yourself in a blissful marriage, which you'll most likely fuck up by screwing around on your wife. Since she will probably be smarter than you (just playing the odds here), she'll find out about it, divorce you, take you for all you're worth, and leave you with just enough money to pay for a shitty apartment and food for the cat she dumped on you in the divorce proceedings.

So good luck to you in the bar exam! You have a promising life ahead of you.


-- Embar (to Walrus), 5/30/07
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Postby Ddrak » Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:40 pm

-=Xilanthanax=- wrote:Wiiitis? Jesus you lazy bastards, go outside more.


In his sig, -=Xilanthanax=- wrote:EQ:
Sir Xilanthanax - 68 Iksar Dread Lord - Cazic
Fateseer Xilly Somnambulist - 75 Froglok Soothsayer - Cazic
Thaumaturge Spite - 52 Gnome Elementalist - Cazic
Master Exploder - 47 Drakkin Wizard - Cazic
EQ2:
Xilanthanax Somnambulist - 38 Iksar Sk - Everfrost
Exploder - 30 Ogre Wizard - Everfrost
Hover Smartbomb - 20 Arasai Warden - Everfrost
Vanguard:
Halcyon - 20 Raki Monk - Hillsbury


Fail.

-- Fobbon, 6/7/07
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Postby Ddrak » Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:41 pm

</movievoice> In a world where hair is everything, and the bald are the source of public ridcule - one man steps up, and brings revolution in his wake.

*shows scene of a little bald boy hiding behind a corner with a sub-machinegun as south-american looking troops march down the street*

*Preview music for Hellboy 2 plays in the background as young Klast does a sideways dive firing his gun in slow-motion*

*Cuts to an older Klast putting on a space-age VR suit and running around in Norrath* *Female voice in background says "Welcome to EverQuest"*

*Plays dramatic minimalist piano music* "What happened to your hair?" A young attractive female lead actress inquires. Klast turns away from her, dramatically. "I... I..." He says, *it cuts away before he can answer*

*flashes to an even older Klast holding a rifle up in the air with one arm, standing at a podium, a huge stadium of people with bald heads cheering, camera flash galore*

*Shows long-haired government troops/swat team kicking in a door and encircling a computer chair with Brell-Rants on the PC screen in front of it*

*Music stops*

*Chair spins around* *rising cinematic strings play sharply*

*Its' a bald CPR dummy with a bomb strapped to it*

*EXPLOSION*

*Coming out of the flames, a metal-studded "KLAST BRELL"*

Coming to a theater near you.


-- Garrdor 11/24/08
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Re: Memorable Quotes File

Postby Ddrak » Fri May 15, 2009 6:27 pm

but nothing tops 50lb of maggots hitting the sizzling hot asphalt.
-- Garrdor, 5/15/09
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